God, say the religious people, can crush you like an ant.
Fine.
I think I can live with that, really.
For lets analyse that, shall we ? God, as stated in the bible and, in fact, in most other religious texts, is alone. There is only one God (and that is God). On last count, there are just about 6.76 billion people on this planet.
So lets say that God can crush us all as if we were ants. That would make God as powerful compared to us, as we are powerful compared to an ant. That would make God roughly 200 times as big as we are, and capable of lifting about one time his own bodyweight.
God has created man in his own image, so that would make God roughly humanoid, which of course means no special defence mechanisms, and an overall weak and useless body.
Ants, on the other hand, can spray formic acid, have an exo-skeleton (great body armour), and just about the most powerful mandibles in the world. Oh, and they can lift up to 72 times their own weight.
So....
7.76 billion ants, 1 God.
God they say, can crush you like an ant.
Just before your 7.759.999.999 friends eat him alive.
God: 0
Humans: 1
HUMANS WIN !!!














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That's about all I have to say. Nice little piece this was.
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