S.H.I.T. Super Horoscopic Insights by Tar (2)
Aries: today will be a good day. The world will be attacked by an alien herd of wild fridges, but you will make a fortune by coming up with the expression: Life’s a Fridge, and then you die. Today will a good day indeed.
Taurus: The attack of the refrigerators will pass you by unnoticed, because you will be struggling with a pair of bright pink shoes that is trying to eat your CD collection.
Gemini: Today, you will meet a handsome stranger that asks you for directions. You will hit on the nose and call him an asshole. Why you will be doing this is, as yet, unknown.
Cancer: Today, you will be asking somebody for directions, but that somebody will hit you hard on the nose and call you an asshole. Confusion will probably fill your day.
Leo: try to avoid any contact with frogs. Should you meet a frog today, rush back home and cover yourself in mashed potatoes. Just trust the stars, this course of action will save your life (and crush every last bit of dignity)
Virgo: Today, you will find enlightement, and become the new buddha. Sadly, you will be trampled by a wild herd of fridges some seconds later.
Libra: The alien refrigerator force will kidnap you to their planet, where you will be forced to keep their food cool for the rest of your life. Some may call that irony.
Scorpio: today, you will read a horoscope.
Sagittarius: your day will be filled with the brilliant writings of Tar1988. Overwhelmed with his genius, you see yourself forced to :+fav: every single piece in his gallery, starting with this one.
Capricorn: Dressed in purple clothes only, and riding on a cow, you will hunt the mythical Golden Hedgehog, right before you wake up.
Aquarius: Tonight, you will dream of being the mythical Golden Hedgehog, trying to escape a purple lunatic, riding on a cow.
Pisces: Being nothing more than a heap of fish, you will spend your day swimming around, to little surprise of anyone.
©2007-2009 ~Tar1988
Details
Submitted: November 19, 2007
File Size: 2.3 KB
Image Size: 0 bytes
Resolution: 0×0
Comments: 12
Favourites & Collections: 6 [who?]
Views
Total: 143
Today: 0
Downloads
Total: 0
Today: 0
Thumb
Submitted: November 19, 2007
File Size: 2.3 KB
Image Size: 0 bytes
Resolution: 0×0
Comments: 12
Favourites & Collections: 6 [who?]
Views
Total: 143
Today: 0
Downloads
Total: 0
Today: 0
Thumb
Author's Comments
This is the second edition of S.H.I.T. (Super Horoscopic Insights by Tar1988)
The first one is somewhere in my gallery. Go look for it, because frankly, I can't be bothered.
The first one is somewhere in my gallery. Go look for it, because frankly, I can't be bothered.
Report a Policy Violation
Site Map
Community News5047 Portfolio (The Awesome Version): It's Here!$spyed
 reports, 1d 21h agoDevious Technology is very proud to announce one of deviantART’s most highly anticipated projects – Portfolio: The Awesome Version!! Portfolio is the simplest and most professional tool on the Internet for formal presentation and review of artwork, and the best part is: it's available to everyone for FREE! 232 Contest: A Hero=inomuiro
 reports, 1d 15h agoCONTEST: “A HERO”. What is a Hero? Show us in all the facets you want, using the art forms that you find more congenial. Subscriptions and commissions awarded! Deadline: 15 September 2009. 173 Horsin' Around Vol. 1=boribaby
 reports, 1d 6h agoA brand new monthly article which showcases some of deviantART's finest equine artists, as well as recognizing the lesser-known but equally talented ones. Interviews, helpful tutorials and features can all be found here too! I hope you enjoy it. 65 Daily Lit Deviations for July 16, 2009*DailyLitDeviations
 reports, 1d 18h agoDaily Literature Deviations is a group that is dedicated to bringing literature to the forefront of the deviantArt community. We attempt to accomplish this by daily featuring Literature artists from around the community that deserve the recognition, but are not getting it. Each day we will feature 10 deviations from the Literature categories in a News Article. In order to support the artists that we feature, we ask that you  the news article as well as check out the individual pieces. We understand that each day you may not be able to check out each and every one of the pieces, everyone has their own things going on. We just ask that you make an attempt to help support the growing Literature community. |
PollAre you currently in school? |
deviantART Loves You
Deviously serving the art and skin community for 3,266 days.
Only 21 days until our ninth birthday!
|
Deviousness
When it comes to community spirit, `Rushy is a shining example. From participating in devmeets, to providing positive encouragement to other artists, `Rushy can always be found demonstrating what it really takes to be a true deviant. It's without any hesitation that we are delighted to award the Deviousness Award for July 2009 to `Rushy Read More
|
Follow us on Twitter
Become a fan on Facebook
©2009 deviantART. All rights reserved
Devious Comments
Comments
This deserves a
Should you meet a frog today, rush back home and cover yourself in mashed potatoes.
That made me laugh, a lot.
--
Stay Alive!
Don't be ashamed of who you are, be ashamed of who I am instead.
"Not that I detest extraterrestrials but I believe it is much easier to socialize with the population of Earth."
--
you have value; you are important; choose to be the best you; you can be (just a thought)
But confusion filling my day, that sounds pretty normal for me
Good piece, very witty ^_^
--
Jack of all trades, master of none...
... though offtimes better than master of one.
--
It's because I'm a gnome isn't it?
Later tater!!!
--
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are ignorant, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
--
Good thing that there is art and literature. It's not giving me hope for the future, but at least it takes my mind away from the hate-infested heap of mindless meatbags that is commonly known as the world's population.
But getting chased by purple people on cows is a pretty good deal...at least it's not a wild fridge I'll have to fight for food
--
I believe in Jesus Christ, my Saviour. If you aren't afraid to admit it yourself, copy & paste this into your sig.
If you liked my comment, help me by clicking this link (It's not a virus); [link]
What more could i ask for... maybe a cookie...
--
Ask me about barnacles, you won't regret it. (sometimes, it is what you've got, not just where you stick it.)
--
RawEm0tion
Literure Forums
Previous Page12Next Page